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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via 70-million)

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

(via departured)

thatseanguyblogs:

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

Or someone’s name isn’t made the fuck up. Sorry Boo’Quantico… Your name isn’t actually a thing. Coke just tried to let you down easy. lol

stralman:


and i think to myself what a wonderful world
snackwrapp:

The Dirty Heads.

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

oh my god

(Source: gusfrngs, via cardiocutie)

comforting asked: who's your fav person on tumblr?? just kidding i already know the answer is me :-)

gnarly:

outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

(Source: outbreakings, via humorking)

bloodcaste:

bloodcaste:

i have zero patience for these things:

  • slow internet
  • 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
  • bronies
  • screaming babies

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AW SHIT SON

(via ohyeahbigal)

purplekecleon:

the Very Important guide on recognizing cat positions

2000ish:

Iconic

(Source: middlechildswag, via fuckinghorno)